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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic
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"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic"

- Al Goldstein

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Al Goldstein was an American pornographer and also publisher who started the adult magazine "Screw." The quote "Married sex resembles being awake during your very own postmortem examination. It is origin canal work without anesthetic" is a humorous as well as exaggerated expression of Goldstein's individual opinion about sex in marital relationship.

The contrast to an autopsy indicates that wed sex can be an uncomfortable and unpleasant experience, making one feel like a passive onlooker instead of an active participant. The example to root canal work recommends that it is a required yet unpleasant element of wedded life.

Generally, the quote highlights the concept that wedded sex can come to be regular and also shed its passion over time, making it feel like a task rather than a pleasurable experience.

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Al Goldstein This quote is written / told by Al Goldstein somewhere between January 10, 1936 and today. He/she was a famous Publisher from USA. The author also have 23 other quotes.

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