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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. Shes ninety-seven now, and we dont know where the he
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"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is"

- Ellen DeGeneres

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This quote by Ellen DeGeneres is an amusing method of highlighting the amazing physical fitness of her grandma. At the age of sixty, her grandmother started strolling five miles a day, and continued to do so for the next thirty-seven years. This is an impressive accomplishment, and it is no surprise that her granny is still in terrific physical shape at the age of ninety-seven. The joke in the quote is that her grandma is so in shape that she is able to stray and nobody understands where she is. This quote is a testament to the power of exercise and how it can keep us healthy and active even into our later years. It is likewise a tip to all of us to remain active and to look after our bodies.
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Ellen DeGeneres This quote is written / told by Ellen DeGeneres somewhere between January 26, 1958 and today. She was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Funny. The author also have 13 other quotes.

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