"Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both"
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The subtext is quintessential Wilde: suspicion of earnest categories and a delight in exposing how our labels smuggle in self-justification. Calling yourself a pessimist can sound like hard-nosed realism, an adult’s refusal of comforting illusions. Wilde punctures that pose. If pessimism is just a style of intelligence, why does it so often end up as a style of self-sabotage? Choosing both evils isn’t merely cautious; it’s performative, the martyrdom of someone who wants credit for suffering.
Context matters. Wilde wrote in a culture that prized moral seriousness while simultaneously consuming spectacle; he made a career of revealing the hypocrisy and self-dramatization beneath Victorian respectability. This line is a miniature of that larger project: a one-sentence epigram that laughs, then leaves a sting. It doesn’t let the pessimist hide behind “I knew it would go wrong.” It suggests they needed it to go wrong twice.
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