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Humor & Life Quote by Tim Vine

"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'""

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Tim Vine’s joke is a neat little trapdoor: it starts in the ordinary world of petty favors and ends with a linguistic sucker punch. “Can you give me a lift?” arrives as a routine request for a ride, the kind of small human transaction that depends on shared assumptions. Vine instantly refuses to cooperate with that social contract, deliberately misreading “lift” as “compliment.” The laugh is the moment you realize he’s weaponized literalism to dodge the expected moral of helpfulness.

The intent is less about cruelty than about showing how fragile meaning is when it rides on context. We talk in shortcuts; we rely on idioms to do our thinking for us. Vine’s persona plays the cheeky saboteur who exposes that reliance by taking words at face value. It’s schoolboy mischief with adult timing: a quick pivot, then a flood of enthusiastic affirmation (“you look great, the world’s your oyster”) that escalates the misunderstanding into absurd generosity.

Subtextually, the joke pokes at self-help culture’s language of uplift. He gives the stranger not transportation but motivational TED-talk confetti. That contrast flatters the audience twice: we get to feel smarter than the “bloke” who asked, and also slightly guilty for enjoying a world where verbal encouragement can stand in for actual assistance.

Context matters: Vine is a pun-specialist in a British tradition where wordplay is the main event. The line lands because it’s clean, fast, and built like a magic trick - misdirection, reveal, done.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Vine, Tim. (2026, January 16). So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'". FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-i-was-getting-into-my-car-and-this-bloke-says-117132/

Chicago Style
Vine, Tim. "So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-i-was-getting-into-my-car-and-this-bloke-says-117132/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-i-was-getting-into-my-car-and-this-bloke-says-117132/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.

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Tim Vine (born March 4, 1967) is a Comedian from United Kingdom.

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