Sex Quotes

Small: Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, its usually too battered with rules to be heard, a
"Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies"
Jim Morrison, Musician
Small: For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook
"For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook"
Quentin Crisp, Writer
Small: What pornography is really about, ultimately, isnt sex but death
Susan Sontag
"What pornography is really about, ultimately, isn't sex but death"
Susan Sontag, Author
Small: AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder
Susan Sontag
"AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder"
Susan Sontag, Author
Small: I practice safe sex - I use an airbag
"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag"
Garry Shandling, Comedian
Small: The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex
"The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex"
Bobby Darin, Musician
Small: The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking?
Angelina Jolie
"The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking?"
Angelina Jolie, Actress
Small: I wouldnt recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but theyve always worked for me
"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me"
Hunter S. Thompson, Journalist
Small: The test of ones behavior pattern is their relationship to society, relationship to work and relationship to s
"The test of one's behavior pattern is their relationship to society, relationship to work and relationship to sex"
Alfred Adler, Psychologist
Small: Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of ot
James A. Baldwin
"Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did"
James A. Baldwin, Author
Small: I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a wom
Erma Bombeck
"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex"
Erma Bombeck, Journalist
Small: Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kit
Rodney Dangerfield
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table"
Rodney Dangerfield, Comedian
Small: If it wasnt for pick-pockets Id have no sex life at all
Rodney Dangerfield
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all"
Rodney Dangerfield, Comedian
Small: I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world
Angelina Jolie
"I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world"
Angelina Jolie, Actress
Small: There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated
"There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated"
Robert Anton Wilson, Writer
Small: Our religion does not discriminate according to color, sex or anything else. What counts is piety and faith
"Our religion does not discriminate according to color, sex or anything else. What counts is piety and faith"
King Hussein I, Statesman
Small: The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and thats saying a lot
Anne Sexton
"The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot"
Anne Sexton, Poet
Small: Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at
Oliver Herford
"Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember"
Oliver Herford, Author
Small: He who will be just, must be forcd to acknowledge, that neither Sex are always in the right
Mary Astell
"He who will be just, must be forc'd to acknowledge, that neither Sex are always in the right"
Mary Astell, Writer
Small: A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after
"A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after"
Gloria Steinem, Activist
Small: I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For
Joan Rivers
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds"
Joan Rivers, Comedian
Small: Its so long since Ive had sex Ive forgotten who ties up who
Joan Rivers
"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who"
Joan Rivers, Comedian
Small: Its been so long since Ive had sex Ive forgotten who ties up whom
Joan Rivers
"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom"
Joan Rivers, Comedian
Small: If I wrote a play with four characters every single one of them would talk like me regardless of age or sex
Norman MacCaig
"If I wrote a play with four characters every single one of them would talk like me regardless of age or sex"
Norman MacCaig, Poet
Small: Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex
Al Goldstein
"Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex"
Al Goldstein, Publisher
Small: Not every religion has to have St. Augustines attitude to sex. Why even in our culture marriages are celebrate
Ludwig Wittgenstein
"Not every religion has to have St. Augustine's attitude to sex. Why even in our culture marriages are celebrated in a church, everyone present knows what is going to happen that night, but that doesn't prevent it being a religious ceremony"
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Philosopher
Small: Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions
"Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions"
Phyllis Schlafly, Activist
Small: My mother wanted me to understand that as a woman I could do pretty much whatever I wanted to, that I didnt ha
Suzanne Vega
"My mother wanted me to understand that as a woman I could do pretty much whatever I wanted to, that I didn't have to use sex or sexuality to define myself"
Suzanne Vega, Musician
Small: Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so Im not sure
"Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure"
Uwe Boll, Director
Small: It is very, very difficult for a playwright to write a scene in which a young man has his first deep experienc
"It is very, very difficult for a playwright to write a scene in which a young man has his first deep experience of sex with a girl whom he found immensely attractive, is fully satisfied by this event and gets up and blinds a lot of horses"
Peter Shaffer, Playwright
Small: I love to write. I love it. I mean theres nothin in the world I like better, and that includes sex, probably b
"I love to write. I love it. I mean there's nothin in the world I like better, and that includes sex, probably because I'm so very bad at it"
Joss Whedon, Writer
Small: Its that Im 39. I feel hot and sexy, actually... I feel it inside myself. I dont feel dried up and tired and n
Kyra Sedgwick
"It's that I'm 39. I feel hot and sexy, actually... I feel it inside myself. I don't feel dried up and tired and no longer interested in sex is what I'm trying to say"
Kyra Sedgwick, Actress
Small: To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her youre impotent. She cant wait to disprove it
Cary Grant
"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it"
Cary Grant, Actor
Small: Its possible to take that as a personal metaphor and then multiply it to a people, a race, a sex, a time.
Audre Lorde
"It's possible to take that as a personal metaphor and then multiply it to a people, a race, a sex, a time. If we can keep this thing going long enough, if we can survive and teach what we know, we'll make it"
Audre Lorde, Poet
Small: Kids. Theyre not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex
"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex"
Bill Maher, Comedian
Small: I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex
Katharine Hepburn
"I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex"
Katharine Hepburn, Actress
Small: Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain a
Katharine Hepburn
"Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age"
Katharine Hepburn, Actress
Small: The omnipresent process of sex, as it is woven into the whole texture of our mans or womans body, is the patte
Henry Ellis
"The omnipresent process of sex, as it is woven into the whole texture of our man's or woman's body, is the pattern of all the process of our life"
Henry Ellis, Psychologist
Small: The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less
Brendan Behan
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less"
Brendan Behan, Dramatist
Small: Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex
Henry Ellis
"Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex"
Henry Ellis, Psychologist