Facts about Garry Shandling

Occup.Comedian
FromUSA
BornNovember 29, 1949
Age74 years

Summary

Garry Shandling is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 74 years old and still alive, born November 29, 1949.

Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac sagittarius, who is known for Philosophical, Motion, Experimentation, Optimism. Our collection contains 28 quotes who is written / told by Garry, under the main topic Dating.

Related authors: Steven Wright (Comedian)

28 Famous quotes by Garry Shandling

Small: I think I look great in green, and Im going to start wearing more green
"I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green"
Small: Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I dont know
"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know"
Small: I think its one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because theres so
"I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large"
Small: I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead
"I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead"
Small: I like going into nature and thats where Im happiest
"I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest"
Small: Heres the thing - Im single, I havent been married, I dont have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be
"Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids"
Small: Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders
"Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders"
Small: I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right
"I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right"
Small: Ive never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And Ive done a lot of stuff.
"I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad"
Small: I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I dont do much and maybe it would be fun occasion
"I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front"
Small: I practice safe sex - I use an airbag
"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag"
Small: I dont know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I ma
"I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out"
Small: I dont know how to ground myself without the other actor present
"I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present"
Small: Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldnt be able to survive
"Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive"
Small: Im not a party guy. I dont carouse very much
"I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much"
Small: I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is mor
"I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there"
Small: First of all, Im not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on
"First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on"
Small: Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my r
"Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?"
Small: The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me
"The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show"
Small: I actually think Im more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full sp
"I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session"
Small: My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in 81
"My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81"
Small: But I really like hosting, I think its a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the sp
"But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone"
Small: Im dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it
"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it"
Small: Which is, Im an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitme
"Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship"
Small: You know its funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did.
"You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't"
Small: My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they dont really know me
"My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me"
Small: I play basketball on Sundays and Im a very spiritual guy I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I medit
"I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate"
Small: Its not the hair on your head that matters. Its the kind of hair you have inside
"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside"