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"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby"
Natalie Wood, Actress
"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard"
Joe Rogan, Comedian
"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday"
George Burns, Comedian
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city"
George Burns, Comedian
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
Lily Tomlin, Actress
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
Lily Tomlin, Actress
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific"
Lily Tomlin, Actress
"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own"
Les Dawson, Comedian
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