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Small: In the sick room, ten cents worth of human understanding equals ten dollars worth of medical science
Martin H. Fischer
"In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science"
Martin H. Fischer, Author
Small: Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals
Napoleon Bonaparte
"Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals"
Napoleon Bonaparte, Leader
Small: They certainly give very strange names to diseases
Plato
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases"
Plato, Philosopher
Small: A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running
Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running"
Groucho Marx, Comedian
Small: Time is generally the best doctor
Ovid
"Time is generally the best doctor"
Ovid, Poet
Small: The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity
Arthur Schopenhauer
"The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity"
Arthur Schopenhauer, Philosopher
Small: I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
"I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?"
Jay London, Comedian
Small: All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. Youd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim the
Isaac Asimov
"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men"
Isaac Asimov, Scientist
Small: A physicians physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a clerics divinity has to his po
Samuel Butler
"A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct"
Samuel Butler, Poet
Small: Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer s
Erma Bombeck
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it"
Erma Bombeck, Journalist
Small: The art of medicine was to be properly learned only from its practice and its exercise
"The art of medicine was to be properly learned only from its practice and its exercise"
Thomas Sydenham, Scientist
Small: I was always shocked when I went to the doctors office and they did my X-ray and didnt find that I had eight m
Nicolas Cage
"I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green"
Nicolas Cage, Actor
Small: I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso
Rita Rudner
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso"
Rita Rudner, Comedian
Small: Im strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants
"I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants"
Charles Schumer, Politician
Small: Im by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. Ive seen it save a lot of peoples lives
"I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives"
Zach Braff, Actor
Small: Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people come from their intelligence. They need at least a doct
"Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people come from their intelligence. They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness"
Marcel Proust, Author
Small: Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only pain we obey
"Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey"
Marcel Proust, Author
Small: Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob y
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too"
Anton Chekhov, Dramatist
Small: As a medical doctor, it is my duty to evaluate the situation with as much data as I can gather and as much exp
"As a medical doctor, it is my duty to evaluate the situation with as much data as I can gather and as much expertise as I have and as much experience as I have to determine whether or not the wish of the patient is medically justified"
Jack Kevorkian, Activist
Small: A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medicall
"A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically necessary to protect her from serious physical harm"
Barbara Mikulski, Politician
Small: Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo
"Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo"
Zoe Saldana, Actor
Small: Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close minded than regular people
"Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close minded than regular people"
Alex Chiu, Businessman
Small: Im 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead
"I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead"
Cesar Romero, Actor
Small: Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on
"Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said, if I have a stroke on a plane, I hope the pretend doctor isn't the one on the plane. I want a real doctor"
Anthony Edwards, Actor
Small: Ive got to go. Thats one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation
"I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation"
Robert M. Fresco
Small: When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much
"When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much"
Enid Bagnold, Author
Small: Mammograms are really sort of a gift. You can either catch something early or count your lucky stars because n
"Mammograms are really sort of a gift. You can either catch something early or count your lucky stars because nothing was discovered. Either way, you're ahead of the game"
Charlotte Ross, Actress
Small: I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for
"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for"
James H. Boren, Public Servant
Small: The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things
"The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning"
Lewis Thomas, Scientist
Small: I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor
"I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor"
Ty Cobb, Athlete
Small: As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology, but they find the cost prohibitive
"As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology, but they find the cost prohibitive"
Nathan Deal, Politician
Small: It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of he
"It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing"
Norman Cousins, Author
Small: America has the best doctors, the best nurses, the best hospitals, the best medical technology, the best medic
Bill Frist
"America has the best doctors, the best nurses, the best hospitals, the best medical technology, the best medical breakthrough medicines in the world. There is absolutely no reason we should not have in this country the best health care in the world"
Bill Frist, Politician
Small: Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesnt have any procedures
"Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures"
David Jones
Small: If you look at the human condition today, not everyone is well fed, has access to good medical care, or the ph
"If you look at the human condition today, not everyone is well fed, has access to good medical care, or the physical basics that provide for a healthy and a happy life"
Ralph Merkle, Scientist
Small: The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing
"The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing"
Dizzy Dean, Athlete
Small: In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: surviva
"In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival"
Edward Everett Hale, Clergyman