Medical quote by Rita Rudner

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso
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"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso"

- Rita Rudner

About this Quote

This quote by Rita Rudner is a humorous take on the concept of cosmetic surgery. It indicates that the medical professional performing the surgery is so talented that they have art work by Picasso in their workplace. This suggests that the doctor is a master of their craft and is extremely skilled in their profession. It likewise indicates that the physician is so talented that they can develop artworks with their hands, which is a metaphor for the ability they have in carrying out plastic surgery. The quote likewise suggests that the speaker was so satisfied by the doctor's skill that they chose versus having the surgical treatment, as they felt that the doctor was too talented to be carrying out plastic surgery. This quote is an amusing take on the concept of cosmetic surgery and indicates that the speaker was so amazed by the doctor's skill that they decided versus having the surgical treatment.

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Rita Rudner This quote is written / told by Rita Rudner somewhere between September 17, 1955 and today. She was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Medical. The author also have 34 other quotes.

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