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Federal prison, if you get any of it, youre going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is becaus
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"Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%"

- Mike Epps

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In this quote, comedian Mike Epps is going over the harsh reality of serving time in a federal jail. He discusses that if someone is sentenced to a federal prison, they will need to serve at least 85% of their sentence before being eligible for release. Epps shares that he knows this from personal experience, as he had a buddy who was sent to a federal prison and was deeply affected by the truth that he would have to spend such a large part of his life behind bars. This quote highlights the intensity and severity of the federal prison system and the effect it has on those who are jailed.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Mike Epps somewhere between November 18, 1970 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 26 other quotes.

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