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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldnt use that beauty regimen around Britney Spe
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"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!"

- Joel McHale

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This quote by Joel McHale is a humorous take on the non-traditional charm regimens that prisoners in prison might turn to. He discusses making use of Cheetos and grape juice as makeup, which is a stark contrast to the high-end and costly products that celebs like Britney Spears may use. McHale jokingly cautions against utilizing this charm routine around Spears, as she might be lured to lick it off your face. This quote highlights the stark distinctions in way of lives and resources in between prisoners and celebs, and likewise pokes fun at the idea of using food items as makeup.
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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Joel McHale somewhere between November 20, 1971 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 10 other quotes.

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