Facts about Ogden Nash

Occup.	Poet
From	USA
Born	August 19, 1902
Died	May 19, 1971
Aged	68 years

Summary

Ogden Nash was a famous Poet from USA, who lived between August 19, 1902 and May 19, 1971. He/she became 68 years old.

Zodiac:

He/she is born under the zodiac leo, who is known for Ruling, Warmth, Generosity, Faithful, Initiative. Our collection contains 37 quotes who is written / told by Ogden, under the main topic Work.

Related authors: Oliver Herford (Author)

37 Famous quotes by Ogden Nash

"Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?"

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"Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long"

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"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else"

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"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch"

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"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up"

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"I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance"

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"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all"

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"Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is"

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"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you"

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"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat"

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"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all"

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"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control"

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"Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them"

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"The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin"

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"Women would rather be right than reasonable"

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"Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind"

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"Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs"

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"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker"

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"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold"

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"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of"

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"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them"

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"Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor"

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"If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work"

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"Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?"

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"Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you"

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"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for"

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"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"

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"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up"

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"I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it"

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"I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers"

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"I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm"

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"I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons"

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"I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine"

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"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it"

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"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore"

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"One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence"

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"Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive"

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