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I know Ive got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? Ive got a lifesaving certificate

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"I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on"

- Victoria Wood

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This quote is written / told by Victoria Wood somewhere between May 19, 1953 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from United Kingdom. The author also have 21 other quotes.

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