Wedding Quotes

"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers"

"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married"

"I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right"

"I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride"

"In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings"

"I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white"

"A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year"

"There's a higher form of happiness in commitment. I'm counting on it"

"I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding"

"I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures"

"I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade"

"It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade"

"In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day"

"When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms"

"I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness"

"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness"

"A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast"

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury"

"A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over"

"An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court"

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher"

"Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of release, that we have something more important than our separate selves, and that is the marriage. There's immense happiness that can come from working towards that"

"When I design a wedding dress with a bustle, it has to be one the bride can dance in. I love the idea that something is practical and still looks great"

"When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn't find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That's when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business"

"I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense"

"I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid"

"When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later"

"Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own"

"A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock"

"You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it"