Famous Pet Quotes

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job"

Franklin P. Jones, Journalist

"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs"

Charles de Gaulle, Leader

"Dogs are my favorite people"

Richard Dean Anderson, Actor

"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast"

Bob Hope, Comedian

"Cats don't like change without their consent"

Roger Caras, Photographer

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole"

Roger Caras, Photographer

"The world remains ever the same"

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe, Writer

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals"

Winston Churchill, Statesman

"Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it"

Mason Cooley, Writer

"A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats"

Mason Cooley, Writer

"Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms"

George Eliot, Author

"If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal"

Doug Coupland, Author

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail"

Fran Lebowitz, Journalist

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself"

Josh Billings, Comedian

"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other"

Robert Benchley, Comedian

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down"

Robert Benchley, Comedian

"Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings"

Oliver Herford, Author

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose"

Garrison Keillor, Writer

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful"

Ann Landers, Journalist

"The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food"

Nicholas D. Kristof, Writer

"A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there"

Agnes Repplier, Writer

"It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more"

Agnes Repplier, Writer

"I've always been mad about cats"

Vivien Leigh, Actress

"If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer"

Alfred North Whitehead, Mathematician

"I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady"

Juliette Lewis, Actress

"People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves"

August Strindberg, Dramatist

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails"

Max Eastman, Author

"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind"

Cleveland Amory, Historian

"A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better"

Norman Ralph Augustine, Author

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want"

Joseph Wood Krutch, Environmentalist

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia"

Joseph Wood Krutch, Environmentalist

"Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties"

W. L. George, Writer

"A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden"

Robert Southey, Poet

"I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish"

Lefty Gomez, Athlete

"Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet"

Pam Brown, Poet

"It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking"

Mickey Rivers, Athlete

"Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people"

Andre Norton, Writer

"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs"

Martha Scott, Actress

"There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans"

Angus Young, Musician

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior"

Hippolyte Taine, Critic

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