Brain Quotes

Small: My own brain is to me the most unaccountable of machinery - always buzzing, humming, soaring roaring diving, a
Virginia Woolf
"My own brain is to me the most unaccountable of machinery - always buzzing, humming, soaring roaring diving, and then buried in mud. And why? What's this passion for?"
Virginia Woolf, Author
Small: He was thinking alone, and seriously racking his brain to find a direction for this single force four times mu
Alexandre Dumas
"He was thinking alone, and seriously racking his brain to find a direction for this single force four times multiplied, with which he did not doubt, as with the lever for which Archimedes sought, they should succeed in moving the world, when some one tapped gently at his door"
Alexandre Dumas, Dramatist
Small: Your brain forms roughly 10,000 new cells every day, but unless they hook up to preexisting cells with strong
Doug Coupland
"Your brain forms roughly 10,000 new cells every day, but unless they hook up to preexisting cells with strong memories, they die. Serves them right"
Doug Coupland, Author
Small: Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eight
Doug Coupland
"Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value"
Doug Coupland, Author
Small: Where does personality end and brain damage begin?
Doug Coupland
"Where does personality end and brain damage begin?"
Doug Coupland, Author
Small: I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. Thats like a
Mitch Hedberg
"I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it"
Mitch Hedberg, Comedian
Small: I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain
Mike Tyson
"I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain"
Mike Tyson, Athlete
Small: Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money,
Samuel Butler
"Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order"
Samuel Butler, Poet
Small: But if God wanted us to think with our wombs, why did he give us a brain
Clare Boothe Luce
"But if God wanted us to think with our wombs, why did he give us a brain"
Clare Boothe Luce, Dramatist
Small: Books, the children of the brain
Jonathan Swift
"Books, the children of the brain"
Jonathan Swift, Writer
Small: I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think its a very poor sche
Kurt Vonnegut
"I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival"
Kurt Vonnegut, Author
Small: I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, its a way of lookin
Dr. Seuss
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities"
Dr. Seuss, Writer
Small: Sometimes I think if I had the same body and the same natural ability and someone elses brain, who knows how g
"Sometimes I think if I had the same body and the same natural ability and someone else's brain, who knows how good a player I might have been"
Mickey Mantle, Athlete
Small: What do you spend 200 million on, with a film? I cant wrap my brain around that one
"What do you spend $200 million on, with a film? I can't wrap my brain around that one"
Tyler Perry, Actor
Small: The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around
Thomas Edison
"The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around"
Thomas Edison, Inventor
Small: There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so ab
Thomas Edison
"There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever"
Thomas Edison, Inventor
Small: A mans brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a womens brain does
"A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does"
Barbara de Angelis, Writer
Small: From reading too much, and sleeping too little, his brain dried up on him and he lost his judgment
Miguel de Cervantes
"From reading too much, and sleeping too little, his brain dried up on him and he lost his judgment"
Miguel de Cervantes, Novelist
Small: You cant process me with a normal brain
Charlie Sheen
"You can't process me with a normal brain"
Charlie Sheen, Actor
Small: Its not an act. I love it. Its totally original. People go, Whats going on with this guy? Why does he sound so
Charlie Sheen
"It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain"
Charlie Sheen, Actor
Small: Im different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger
Charlie Sheen
"I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs"
Charlie Sheen, Actor
Small: From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to Sheens Korner ... Youre either in my corner, or youre with the
Charlie Sheen
"From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls"
Charlie Sheen, Actor
Small: Duh! So, were asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
Charlie Sheen
"Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?"
Charlie Sheen, Actor
Small: What good is speed if the brain has oozed out on the way
"What good is speed if the brain has oozed out on the way"
St. Jerome, Saint
Small: I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and t
Erma Bombeck
"I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up"
Erma Bombeck, Journalist
Small: Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintai
"Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning"
Oliver Goldsmith, Poet
Small: You have to have conviction and completely question everything and anything you do. No matter how much you stu
"You have to have conviction and completely question everything and anything you do. No matter how much you study, no matter how much you know, the side of your brain that has the smarts won't necessarily help you in making art"
Maya Lin, Architect
Small: Toil is mans allotment toil of brain, or toil of hands, or a grief thats more than either, the grief and sin o
"Toil is man's allotment; toil of brain, or toil of hands, or a grief that's more than either, the grief and sin of idleness"
Herman Melville, Novelist
Small: You must capture and keep the heart of the original and supremely able man before his brain can do its best
Andrew Carnegie
"You must capture and keep the heart of the original and supremely able man before his brain can do its best"
Andrew Carnegie, Businessman
Small: There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples my ph
Dalai Lama
"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness"
Dalai Lama, Leader
Small: Mans mind is like a store of idolatry and superstition so much so that if a man believes his own mind it is ce
"Man's mind is like a store of idolatry and superstition; so much so that if a man believes his own mind it is certain that he will forsake God and forge some idol in his own brain"
John Calvin, Theologian
Small: This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, ou
Dalai Lama
"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness"
Dalai Lama, Leader
Small: I saw that all beings are fated to happiness: action is not life, but a way of wasting some force, an enervati
"I saw that all beings are fated to happiness: action is not life, but a way of wasting some force, an enervation. Morality is the weakness of the brain"
Arthur Rimbaud, Poet
Small: After all my probing into the human brain, I should still be aware of mysteries and come up with them myself
Pamela Stephenson
"After all my probing into the human brain, I should still be aware of mysteries and come up with them myself"
Pamela Stephenson, Actress
Small: I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it m
"I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status"
Sophia Bush, Actress
Small: If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of th
"If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain"
William Howard Taft, President
Small: Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain
"Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain"
Edward de Bono, Psychologist
Small: Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God
"Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God"
Erica Jong, Novelist
Small: Morality is the weakness of the brain
"Morality is the weakness of the brain"
Arthur Rimbaud, Poet
Small: We are not interested in the fact that the brain has the consistency of cold porridge
Alan Turing
"We are not interested in the fact that the brain has the consistency of cold porridge"
Alan Turing, Mathematician