Coffee Quotes

Welcome to the world of coffee quotes! Below you will locate a collection of the most motivating and thought-provoking quotes concerning coffee from several of the globe's most well-known authors, poets, and also stars. Whether you're looking for a pick-me-up to start your day, a bit of inspiration to survive the afternoon, or simply a suggestion of why you enjoy coffee so much, you'll find it here. So get a cup of your favored mixture and also explore the world of coffee quotes!
Small: Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Steven Wright
"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"
Steven Wright, Comedian
Small: It is surely easier to confess a murder over a cup of coffee than in front of a jury
Friedrich Durrenmatt
"It is surely easier to confess a murder over a cup of coffee than in front of a jury"
Friedrich Durrenmatt, Author
Small: Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after
"Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after"
Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Writer
Small: Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second
"Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second"
Edward Abbey, Author
Small: I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour
"I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum"
Tim Vine, Comedian
Small: I never worked in a coffee shop and I dont drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on
"I never worked in a coffee shop and I don't drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on TV"
Scott Patterson, Actor
Small: If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee
Abraham Lincoln
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee"
Abraham Lincoln, President
Small: Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries
Bill Cosby
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries"
Bill Cosby, Comedian
Small: If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning
Mae West
"If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning"
Mae West, Actress
Small: I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge
Jennifer Lopez
"I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge"
Jennifer Lopez, Musician
Small: There is nothing like being left alone again, to walk peacefully with oneself in the woods. To boil ones coffe
Knut Hamsun
"There is nothing like being left alone again, to walk peacefully with oneself in the woods. To boil one's coffee and fill one's pipe, and to think idly and slowly as one does it"
Knut Hamsun, Author
Small: Im dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. Its just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup
Charlie Sheen
"I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns"
Charlie Sheen, Actor
Small: So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato sal
"So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda"
John Steinbeck, Author
Small: Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break
"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break"
Earl Wilson, Athlete
Small: A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on
"A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked"
Anais Nin, Author
Small: A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - Theres nothing wrong with them, but i
"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it"
Garrison Keillor, Writer
Small: It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee
Zora Neale Hurston
"It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it"
Zora Neale Hurston, Dramatist
Small: A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more
"A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more"
Jayne Mansfield, Actress
Small: Well, theyre Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in
Harper Lee
"Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn't dream of interrupting you at golf"
Harper Lee, Novelist
Small: Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we havent had our cof
"Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we feel 107"
Martha Beck, Author
Small: Performance art can be produced in a coffee house setting
"Performance art can be produced in a coffee house setting"
Jack Bowman, Actor
Small: Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling
Dave Barry
"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling"
Dave Barry, Author
Small: I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, Remember how
Jim Carrey
"I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'"
Jim Carrey, Comedian
Small: When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up
"When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television"
Mackenzie Astin, Actor
Small: If somebody comes to a neighborhood coffee hour, or goes to a discussion group, and they have a discussion, I
"If somebody comes to a neighborhood coffee hour, or goes to a discussion group, and they have a discussion, I do think that people really walk away with a real understanding of the issues"
Mike Lowry, Politician
Small: Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee
"Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee"
Rory Bremner, Comedian
Small: Natalies estate is handled by Global Icons, and they police the world so her picture isnt on a T-shirt or coff
"Natalie's estate is handled by Global Icons, and they police the world so her picture isn't on a T-shirt or coffee cup unless we approve of it"
Robert Wagner, Actor
Small: Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films.
"Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films. But I enjoy being cast in them because I love watching them"
Stephen Fry, Comedian
Small: Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I dont starve myself in an extremist
Jennifer Aniston
"Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don't starve myself in an extremist way. You're not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I'd be devastated"
Jennifer Aniston, Actress
Small: I sang in the coffee houses of the country in the early 60s with no idea of success in terms of records or tel
"I sang in the coffee houses of the country in the early '60s with no idea of success in terms of records or television. I just thought I was a storyteller. I didn't even think of myself as a singer"
Judy Collins, Musician
Small: I have measured out my life with coffee spoons
"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons"
T. S. Eliot, Poet
Small: The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that
John D. Rockefeller
"The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun"
John D. Rockefeller, Businessman
Small: Ive done the best I can with the morning show. I made it a morning show. We have the coffee cup, you have the
"I've done the best I can with the morning show. I made it a morning show. We have the coffee cup, you have the morning papers, you know, it's got that feel to it, that's what I wanted"
Regis Philbin, Entertainer
Small: Thats a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom.
"That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!'"
Ed O'Neill, Actor
Small: Coffee in England is just toasted milk
"Coffee in England is just toasted milk"
Christopher Fry, Playwright
Small: Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning
Jack LaLanne
"Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?"
Jack LaLanne, Athlete
Small: I made it a morning show. We have the coffee cup, we have the morning papers. Its got that feel to it, thats w
"I made it a morning show. We have the coffee cup, we have the morning papers. It's got that feel to it, that's what I wanted"
Regis Philbin, Entertainer
Small: Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it
"Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it"
Jonathan Carroll, Author
Small: Starbucks goes to a great effort, and pays twice as much for its coffee as its competitors do, and is very car
Jared Diamond
"Starbucks goes to a great effort, and pays twice as much for its coffee as its competitors do, and is very careful to help coffee producers in developing countries grow coffee without pesticides and in ways that preserve forest structure"
Jared Diamond, Author
Small: Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder th
Jack LaLanne
"Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up"
Jack LaLanne, Athlete
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