Marriage Quotes

Small: Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery
Erma Bombeck
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery"
Erma Bombeck, Journalist
Small: A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it"
John Steinbeck, Author
Small: I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman
George W. Bush
"I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman"
George W. Bush, President
Small: My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend
Rodney Dangerfield
"My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend"
Rodney Dangerfield, Comedian
Small: In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk
Rita Rudner
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk"
Rita Rudner, Comedian
Small: I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelr
Rita Rudner
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry"
Rita Rudner, Comedian
Small: We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - were doing everything we can to
Rodney Dangerfield
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together"
Rodney Dangerfield, Comedian
Small: Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. Im afraid it did
Bette Davis
"Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did"
Bette Davis, Actress
Small: More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed
"More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed"
Rainer Maria Rilke, Poet
Small: A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their
Pearl S. Buck
"A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love"
Pearl S. Buck, Novelist
Small: Nothing in life is as good as the marriage of true minds between man and woman. As good? It is life itself
Pearl S. Buck
"Nothing in life is as good as the marriage of true minds between man and woman. As good? It is life itself"
Pearl S. Buck, Novelist
Small: Most people like to read about intrigue and spies. I hope to provide a metaphor for the average readers daily
John Le Carre
"Most people like to read about intrigue and spies. I hope to provide a metaphor for the average reader's daily life. Most of us live in a slightly conspiratorial relationship with our employer and perhaps with our marriage"
John Le Carre, Author
Small: Im 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesnt lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hear
Charlie Sheen
"I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers"
Charlie Sheen, Actor
Small: I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. Im not go
Charlie Sheen
"I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero"
Charlie Sheen, Actor
Small: Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directio
Sydney Smith
"Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them"
Sydney Smith, Clergyman
Small: I do not support a constitutional amendment to prohibit gay marriage
Corrine Brown
"I do not support a constitutional amendment to prohibit gay marriage"
Corrine Brown, Politician
Small: Marriage has historically been in the domain of the States to regulate
Corrine Brown
"Marriage has historically been in the domain of the States to regulate"
Corrine Brown, Politician
Small: If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all of those t
"If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all of those things, you still are both Americans. Neither one of you is necessarily more patriotic than the other. Neither loves their country any more than the other one does"
Phil McGraw, Psychologist
Small: Anyone who thinks that the vice-president can take a position independent of the president of his administrati
Hubert H. Humphrey
"Anyone who thinks that the vice-president can take a position independent of the president of his administration simply has no knowledge of politics or government. You are his choice in a political marriage, and he expects your absolute loyalty"
Hubert H. Humphrey, Politician
Small: Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to com
Franz Kafka
"Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms"
Franz Kafka, Novelist
Small: Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time
"Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation"
Samuel Richardson, Novelist
Small: Love before marriage is absolutely necessary
"Love before marriage is absolutely necessary"
Samuel Richardson, Novelist
Small: Let a man do what he will by a single woman, the world is encouragingly apt to think Marriage a sufficient ame
"Let a man do what he will by a single woman, the world is encouragingly apt to think Marriage a sufficient amends"
Samuel Richardson, Novelist
Small: It was a perfect marriage. She didnt want to and he couldnt
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't"
Spike Milligan, Comedian
Small: Marriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift, which unites the spouses and binds them
Pope John Paul II
"Marriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift, which unites the spouses and binds them to their eventual souls, with whom they make up a sole family - a domestic church"
Pope John Paul II, Clergyman
Small: The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe
Denis Diderot
"The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population"
Denis Diderot, Editor
Small: Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences"
Isadora Duncan, Dancer
Small: Marriage is a wonderful thing
"Marriage is a wonderful thing"
Patrick McGoohan, Actor
Small: When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical marriage is complete and the drama ends. Then we wake fr
"When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical marriage is complete and the drama ends. Then we wake from history and enter eternity"
Robert Anton Wilson, Writer
Small: I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us
"I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us"
Kinky Friedman, Musician
Small: Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage
"Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage"
Tertullian, Author
Small: A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after
"A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after"
Gloria Steinem, Activist
Small: Ive yet to be on a campus where most women werent worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children,
"I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing"
Gloria Steinem, Activist
Small: I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career"
Gloria Steinem, Activist
Small: In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue. If we have enough friends, we may go on for years, intendin
"In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue. If we have enough friends, we may go on for years, intending to leave, talking about leaving - instead of actually getting up and leaving"
Erica Jong, Novelist
Small: This marriage is no ones business but our own
"This marriage is no one's business but our own"
Bobby Darin, Musician
Small: Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about
Katharine Hepburn
"Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about"
Katharine Hepburn, Actress
Small: The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work
Al Goldstein
"The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage"
Al Goldstein, Publisher
Small: If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense
Al Goldstein
"If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account"
Al Goldstein, Publisher
Small: For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do
Al Goldstein
"For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do"
Al Goldstein, Publisher