Marriage Quotes

Small: Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage
Ambrose Bierce
"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage"
Ambrose Bierce, Journalist
Small: Marriage is a very good thing, but I think its a mistake to make a habit out of it
W. Somerset Maugham
"Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it"
W. Somerset Maugham, Playwright
Small: If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love
Michel de Montaigne
"If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love"
Michel de Montaigne, Philosopher
Small: Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any
W. H. Auden
"Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate"
W. H. Auden, Poet
Small: Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women
Bertrand Russell
"Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution"
Bertrand Russell, Philosopher
Small: What is marriage, is marriage protection or religion, is marriage renunciation or abundance, is marriage a ste
Gertrude Stein
"What is marriage, is marriage protection or religion, is marriage renunciation or abundance, is marriage a stepping-stone or an end. What is marriage"
Gertrude Stein, Author
Small: Marriage is a great institution, but Im not ready for an institution
Mae West
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution"
Mae West, Actress
Small: Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance
Jane Austen
"Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance"
Jane Austen, Writer
Small: It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage
Jane Austen
"It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage"
Jane Austen, Writer
Small: Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the w
Søren Kierkegaard
"Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather, altogether incalculable"
Søren Kierkegaard, Philosopher
Small: Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity
Honore de Balzac
"Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity"
Honore de Balzac, Novelist
Small: Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest
George Eliot
"Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest"
George Eliot, Author
Small: Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty
George Eliot
"Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty"
George Eliot, Author
Small: Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make lov
Marilyn Monroe
"Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him"
Marilyn Monroe, Actress
Small: Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little security have we when we tru
William Hazlitt
"Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little security have we when we trust our happiness in the hands of others!"
William Hazlitt, Critic
Small: Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass
Douglas William Jerrold
"Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass"
Douglas William Jerrold, Dramatist
Small: Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage
"Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage"
Henry B. Adams, Historian
Small: I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships,
Jack Nicholson
"I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that"
Jack Nicholson, Actor
Small: A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
"A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song"
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel, Poet
Small: One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it kee
Judith Viorst
"One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again"
Judith Viorst, Author
Small: Its not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix
David Byrne
"It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix"
David Byrne, Musician
Small: After about 20 years of marriage, Im finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think t
Mel Gibson
"After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate"
Mel Gibson, Actor
Small: I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman
Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman"
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Actor
Small: Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the ge
Samuel Butler
"Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?"
Samuel Butler, Poet
Small: A mans friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the
Samuel Butler
"A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends"
Samuel Butler, Poet
Small: Same-sex marriage is not the future
"Same-sex marriage is not the future"
Maggie Gallagher, Writer
Small: Europe, which gave us the idea of same-sex marriage, is a dying society, with birthrates 50 percent below repl
"Europe, which gave us the idea of same-sex marriage, is a dying society, with birthrates 50 percent below replacement"
Maggie Gallagher, Writer
Small: When a marriage culture fails, sexual desire no longer unites instead it fragments
"When a marriage culture fails, sexual desire no longer unites; instead it fragments"
Maggie Gallagher, Writer
Small: After a while in marriage, it doesnt work anymore. There is something missing, there is something wrong. There
Monica Bellucci
"After a while in marriage, it doesn't work anymore. There is something missing, there is something wrong. There are few marriages that stay alive forever. We like something, and after a while, we hate what we used to love"
Monica Bellucci, Actress
Small: A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their
Pearl S. Buck
"A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love"
Pearl S. Buck, Novelist
Small: Nothing in life is as good as the marriage of true minds between man and woman. As good? It is life itself
Pearl S. Buck
"Nothing in life is as good as the marriage of true minds between man and woman. As good? It is life itself"
Pearl S. Buck, Novelist
Small: Most people like to read about intrigue and spies. I hope to provide a metaphor for the average readers daily
John Le Carre
"Most people like to read about intrigue and spies. I hope to provide a metaphor for the average reader's daily life. Most of us live in a slightly conspiratorial relationship with our employer and perhaps with our marriage"
John Le Carre, Author
Small: You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition but to find your wife laughi
Robert Louis Stevenson
"You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage"
Robert Louis Stevenson, Writer
Small: Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes
Robert Louis Stevenson
"Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes"
Robert Louis Stevenson, Writer
Small: In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being
Robert Louis Stevenson
"In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being"
Robert Louis Stevenson, Writer
Small: Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. Im afraid it did
Bette Davis
"Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did"
Bette Davis, Actress
Small: More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed
"More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed"
Rainer Maria Rilke, Poet
Small: My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend
Rodney Dangerfield
"My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend"
Rodney Dangerfield, Comedian
Small: If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all of those t
"If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all of those things, you still are both Americans. Neither one of you is necessarily more patriotic than the other. Neither loves their country any more than the other one does"
Phil McGraw, Psychologist
Small: Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery
Erma Bombeck
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery"
Erma Bombeck, Journalist